Funny Plant Stakes

Funny Plant Stakes

SKU: 126351351935

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  1. Don't forget about me
  2. Cheaper than therapy
  3. I need sun too
  4. I was pretty once
  5. Please don;t die
  6. Grow up, already
  7. I bloom when I want 
  8. My next victim
  9. Aloe, darkness my old friend
  10. I was normal 3 plants ago
  11. Not dead yet
  12. Grow. Dammit.
  13. I wet my plants
  14. Probably weed
  15. Stayin' alive
  16. I'm trying here
  17. Rooting for you
  18. Mystery plant
  19. RIP
  20. Fading fast
  21. I will survive
  22. Be nice or leaf
  23. Bunny food
  24. Something green
  25. Crazy plant lady
  26. Crazy plant dude
  27. Green thumb my ass



All products are made to order. All wooden creations will be different from one another due to wood imperfections, knots, or colors. We will contact you with design finalizations.


All sales are final. No returns or refunds. 


    Made from birch plywood and engraved. 

    T-style: 4"H x 3.5"W    Square Style: 6"H x 2"W   Stick Style: 6"H x .5"W

    Circle Style: 2"H x 2"W