Adult Plant Stakes Bundle (5)

Adult Plant Stakes Bundle (5)

Phrase options available

  1. Don't be a prick
  2. Don't die you bastard
  3. Fuck if I know
  4. I fucking tried
  5. Prickly AF
  6. Thirsty, as fuck
  7. Water me, bitch
  8. Just fucking grow
  9. Dead Af
  10. Crazy plant Lady
  11. Crazy plant Dude
  12. Green thumb my ass



All products are made to order. All wooden creations will be different from one another due to wood imperfections, knots, or colors. We will contact you with design finalizations.


All sales are final. No returns or refunds. 


    Made from birch plywood and engraved.

    T-style: 4"H x 3.5"W Square Style: 6"H x 2"W Stick Style: 6"H x .5"W

    Circle Style: 2"H x 2"W

    Includes 5 stakes of your choice.